*tour guide voice* And if you look to your left, you can see my future passing me by

(via vivstewie)

  • The entire plot of Lord of the Rings: "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me."
  • me: *walks up to a group of middle schoolers skateboarding*
  • me: lemme show you a trick or two
  • middle schoolers: *hand me a board*
  • me: this one's called stealing
  • me: *runs away with it*




tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

jesus CHRIST

Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins

(via vivstewie)


When you find out that your friend is in the same fandom as you


(via so-glad-were-neighbors)


sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day


(Source: officiallypikachu, via pizza)

"Their lips brushed like young wild flowers in the wind."

F. Scott Fitzgerald (via introspectivepoet)

(Source:, via introspectivepoet)